To commemorate my second anniversary of my very, very, very, successful award winning, stimulating and thought provoking blahg I will continue to share what I have learned thus far. So, here my dears is the third installment of my 'Blogging like a banshee series', no, what was that? oh yeah-'How to have a wildly successful blog', somethin' like that. Now this may not seem important but the title of your post is important, go figure? So titles like the ones below aren't going to help you much with search engines or new readership and it's all about the readers yo:
{ACTUAL MISS B. TITLES FROM PREVIOUS POSTS, not successful, unless you count the authors amusement than a HUGE success...}
Titles that will help you reel in the readers, (keeping them reading is a totally different animal), I'm just trying to help you get people to your blog today we'll discuss keeping them there in another installment, so stay with me here...baby steps...
SUCCESSFUL (it's all relative) POST TITLES:
- Fat skinny person (this is one of my most read posts, besides 'brown chicken, brown cow', who knew that we are a majority?)
- Brown chicken brown cow (you see, it's simple to the point and anytime you can slip 'chicken' into a title of your post, I will deem it a success)
- She Bangs (this title is great if you want some weird, lewd contingent coming over to your blog, you see I am desperate for potential advertising dollars, readers so I take what I can get, hi mom! No she's not lewd, but she is one of my only blahg readers, just kidding, my mom is too busy salsa dancing to read my blog, no I am not racial profiling...)
- I cheat...do you? Again this may not bring the type of reader you might want to confess your inner desires to...
Phew, now if you have any specific questions on how you too can have a wildly successful blahg like myself, please feel free to ask away as after 'Black Friday' or as we like to refer to it in our family 'elastic waistband pants day', we will be finito with this series until next year when I will be blahging from my pied a terre in Paris because that's what super successful, award winning, mind numbingly great bloggist do and yes, I will be wearing my elastic waistband pants on a regular basis because who cares what I look like when you can scribe like I do? Okay I know scribe? I just felt like now that I am so successful I can take liberties with the English language, maybe next year I will invent my own language, why not?